• me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: how do I spell house?
thefuuuucomics:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

lovefells:

che-casarosada:

So we have;

A Romanian Vampire-Satan,
A Armenian Jesus,
A Norwegian Babe,
A Danish Shakira,
A Lithuanian Shoe-thief,
A Belarusian Babe,
A Belgian eyebrow cutie,
A Italian man in suit,
A Icelandic God,
A Hungarian Hipster,
A Spanish cutie,
not Jedward,
Finnish Lesbians,
Swedish One Direction,
everyone else.

and free alcohol

so the complete list is

hazectomy:

sheeroin:

  • gays
  • lesbians
  • gay dracula
  • shoeless people
  • free alcohol
  • dancing meatballs
  • hipsters
  • a woman dancing in a glass of milk
  • jesus/thor (choose the on you like more)
  • elevator/dresses
  • loreen with 2 dead eagles on her shoulders

omfg what is this show and why am I not european godammit

sassygayalexkralie:

hooperbay:

i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom

yeah its called all of europe

12 points to Romania from Tumblr

caterinas80:

We had wars

We have troubles

And we do not always agree

But

Once in a year

We gather around

Listening to weird songs we do not understand

Watching shocking performances

We laugh

We cry

And silently we whisper

“I am proud to be a European”

lzbth:

shut up america eurovision is all we have

hahahaha-idk:

doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..
ebbene:

fucking john green

hrvelle:

alright when does denmark start their victory tour through the other dist-countries?

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lifeywifey:

I’m just an ugly American over here. Can someone please explain Eurovision?

So basically it’s a song contest between most countries of europe. Every country has selected someone to perform a song and in the end everyone can vote. Usually neighbour countries give eachother a lot of points. It’s a lot of entertainment and show and it’s weird and stuff but yeah, it’s cool

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